Gift giving season is almost here. Mariah is back blasting nearly everywhere and lights are starting to be put up. 

Last year, you failed a lot in the gift-giving-cause-you're-a-nice-person department so of course, you'd want to make up for it this year. Yet here you are - another year, another lazy you.

Worry no more! We've got the easy lineup of gift ideas for you from Whiskey River Soap Co. These goods are bound to make your presents memorable af. Just take your pick!

Their products are all handmade so no two things are the same. Unique just like you!

Here are probably a few people in your life that can need this soap + candle combo stat:

Soap + Candle for the #Blessed People

Fake Sugar Scented

Picture of me at the mall? #blessed. Picture of my mom's cat? #blessed. Picture of my hand touching a leaf with a cool border all around it? #blessed. Picture of me lookin' all sexy in front of a regular bathtub? #blessed. Picture of a half-eaten burrito? #blessed. Bloody nose? #blessed. Picture of the TV that is airing a show that I previously missed but remembered to DVR and am watching right now and updating my status during the slow but still mostly awesome parts? #blessed.

Soap + Candle for Cool Kids

Migraine-inducing cologne scented

Cool Kids Rule. The school. They do. And they never let you forget it. So if you've ever wanted to be a cool kid in "The Squad" or whatever they might call their own in-crowd, just remember: there's a future menial labor application just down the road with their names all over it. Hey, someone has to do it. Might as well not be you.

Soap for Being Awesome

One surfing lesson scented (Ocean)

You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a totally awesome story about jumping really high or explosions. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Bro.

Soap + Candle for Grown Ass People

Chai tea and bergamot scented

All grown up with your very own phone charger and everything. It's about time you finally moved out of your old bedroom and out into the real world like the rest of us. It's a big deal to graduate, get a job, and take part in other grown up activities like debating whether you should pay the rent this month or eat. But I see you're still holding out on a few things. It's okay, your boss probably likes flip flops in the office, too.  

Soap + Candle for Hot Messes

Forever 21 lip gloss scented

What are you doing at 7 a.m. stumbling down the sidewalk in yesterday's little black romper and sparkly space buns? I'm not one to judge or anything, but I do find your everyday life mad entertaining. So why don't you just come on in and tell me about it. I've already started the popcorn.

Soap + Candle for Queens

Just bite me scented (cherry candy scent)

Seriously? I mean, seriously? I bought you this Soap/Candle for Queens and your only response is to throw it at me? Talk about major drama! I'll tell you this right here, right now. If you don't apologize to me right this second, I'm going to, like, set myself on fire!

Soap + Candle for The Middle Child

Glue huffing scented (rubber cement)

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are the 1. my older siblings and 2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.

They still have more scents you can check out here. Kidding aside though, we know these soaps and candles smell divine!

If your giftee isn't a big fan of soaps and candles, give them journals that come with three different notebooks (4” x 5.5”) banded together. Journals are pocket-sized with rounded corners, blank pages and sturdy covers.! There's one for every character as well.

Journals for Drama Queens

Includes:
Shit List (in pink)
How to Make a Big Deal Out of Anything (in white)
Things That He Said That She Said That He Said (in black)

I heard what she said that you said that he said.

Did you think I wouldn't find out? Hellllllo, I did. I mean, I'm not trying to make a big deal out of this or anything, but you are definitely on my Shit List from now on. So watch yourself. You've been warned.

Journals for Narcissists

Includes:
My Greatest Ideas (in purple)
Quotes by Me (in black)
Stuff About Me That Resonates with Me (in light beige)

I read a great quote I wrote once.

It was on my FB wall, you probably saw it although I'm not for sure if you liked it or not. You might want to scroll down my page and find it, though. It got over 65 comments (some really funny stuff by yours truly, btw). You know, I wish there was some way I could pin my most popular posts and comments to the top of my wall so that more people could easily find and enjoy my "best of's."

Journals for Procrastinators

Includes:
To Do Lists I'll Never Do (in orange)
Goals for Year After Next (in light beige)
Unused Journal (in black)

Sure, I'll get to that later.

Me? A procrastinator? No way. Just because I have a 12-year plan to fix that squeaky front door does not make me a procrastinator. I'm a PLANNER. I spend all my time making lists. Not doing manual labor, pal.

Journals for Supervillains

Includes: 
EVIL PLAN
Sketches of Cool Black Costumes
Top Ten Reasons to Blow Up the Moon

Pardon me while I stroke my goatee.

If I had a goatee. I gave up on facial hair after everyone started copying me. In fact, I had a handlebar moustache before it was cool, until everyone laughed me out of the Hot Topic that one time. That's why I'm hiding out in an abandoned Howard Johnson's to work on my latest Evil Plan to eradicate all human capability for growing facial hair.